![]() ![]() ![]() It's the plague of adult contemporary music. This song is a strong contender for being both utterly terrible and infectious. "Hey, Soul Sister" is what would happen if a laundry detergent commercial gained sentience and picked up a guitar. As if it couldn't get any better, of course Justin Bieber was featured on a later version of "Despacito," and no wedding reception will ever be the same. The Spanish title translates into English as "Slowly," and the song is about a romantic sexual relationship. The original, non-Justin Bieber version of "Despacito" is the new age "Macarena" or "La Bamba." The relatively low ranking here is only due to the fact that the song is so new, but this one will no doubt inspire future generations of English speakers to butcher the lyrics. Daddy Yankee - "Despacito"Īn instant classic. We know all the words, and they form a chunk of our collective existence, along with a bunch of Simpsons quotes and inaccurate memories of how good Dunkaroos actually taste.ġ8. This list consists of karaoke staples, campfire sing-a-longs, and your garden variety coffee shop soundtracks-aka songs you hear in the places millennials thrive. They will never die because of millennial nostalgia.Terrible but you know and will sing the words if given a chance.As such, here are the criteria used to make this list: This list has been thoroughly vetted by a white dude in midwestern Canada, so you know it's right. That's why we put together a definitive list ranking the most terrible acoustic guitar sing-along songs millennials grew up loving. But acoustic guitar music will never die. Even millennials couldn't resist surfing the acoustic wave, probably because the pension, affordable housing and debt-free waves have become whirlpools of despair. From Bob Dylan's "Blowin in the Wind" to Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide" to Metallica's "Whiskey In The Jar," every generation has a host of perfectly terrible jams suited for steel-string-butt-head boxes known as the acoustic guitars. Since then, there have been many awful and universally loved acoustic-based songs white people can't help but clap off-rhythm to. This article originally appeared on Noisey.Īcoustic guitars were invented some time in the medieval period, most likely by some bro-turd knight who wanted to ruin parties or something.
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